Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras
alas is such a nice word
but alas it is rarely used anymore
alas this is true
i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
NOT ALL AUSTRALIANS:
- Are tanned
- Drink copious amounts of alcohol
- Like sport
- Can magically surf
- Say G’Day Mate
- Have ridden an emu to school at least once
YOU’RE FUCKING DISGUSTING sketchy asshole STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT. YOU’RE GETTING NO WHERE AND YOU NEVER WILL. do you actually not get it? really. it’s funny how pathetic you are - how pathetic you’ve become. I TALK TO YOU BASICALLY TO LAUGH AT YOU. I DON’T EVEN REALLY TALK TO YOU. I DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOU. I said I always would, but that’s really not true anymore. Like, seriously, nothing’s going to happen - stop trying.
Also, this “conversation” ended with me saying, “I’m not fucking drunk enough to talk to you, so go away.”
do you ever just stare into space and really miss harry potter