welcome to where time stands still

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gisbourne:

Richard Armitage » The Hobbit London Premiere

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tresticle:

is 21st century breakdown rlly 4 years old oh my god what 

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theb00kth1ef:

I would like this as my room

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beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

(Source: deadmutation, via suchagreatdestiny)

red-eyed-faerie:

hayitstommo:

apple-str1der:

alan-ashby-is-my-ginger-princess:

letmelickyournipples:

i dont understand why youd want this

This is sickening

im going to throw up

never going to claire’s again. ever.

This is most likely fake.

I really hope this is fake.

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

(via midsummermiracles)

so i just walked 15 feet from my car to the house….. soaked

locked-in-my-wayward-tardis:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

You asked to change your fate didn’t you?

(Source: genderti, via lazyhamster)

tornado warning? a town near mine was listed on the news but the maps were showing the berkshires…. can’t tell if they screwed up. there’s no towns with that name in new york, connecticut, or rhode island, either.

littletipoftheshoelace:

theaspiringauthor:

pipjustice:

rockinzayn:

rileylife:

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.

Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl

or if you’re a heterosexual male

Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.

Apparently you can’t have problems unless someone else justifies them.

(Source: ohioisonfiire, via erya)